Application to Stalk Tawney Bubbles

Application To Stalk Tawney Bubbles

Recently Miss Bubbles' stalker had to be terminated. She is currently accepting applications for the position. If you are interested in applying, please fill out the for below. Thank you, and have a great day!

Name*
Email

Typically Miss Bubbles likes to inform her stalkers they have been selected by email. However, if you are uncomfortable giving Miss Bubbles your email address, she will notify you post-it. You know where to find it.
Sex*
Hours a week you can devote to stalking Miss Bubbles*
Are you available to stalk her on nights and weekends? *
As Miss Bubbles’ stalker, you will be expected to leave her gifts. What kind of gifts can she expect from you?*
---If other, please specify...
Where would you leave said gifts?*
---If other, please specify
If you were caught spying on Miss Bubbles from behind a bush, what would your first reaction be?*
---If other, please specify
If you were to see Miss Bubbles on a dinner date, what would you do?*
---If other, please specify
If you were to write a creepy letter to Miss Bubbles, what kind of thing would you write?
Why do you feel you are qualified to stalk Miss Bubbles?
What is you past experience?
Would you be willing to sign an exclusivity agreement stating you may only stalk Miss Bubbles?*
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Application to Stalk Tawney Bubbles

Application To Stalk Tawney Bubbles

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